{"id":178,"date":"2010-10-11T13:13:54","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T20:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2010-10-11T13:16:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T20:16:24","slug":"178","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/11\/178\/","title":{"rendered":"Dietary Thought of the Day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While scanning radio stations during this morning&#8217;s commute, I listened to about a minute and a half of Rush Limbaugh. According to the FDA, that minute and a half provided me with 246% of my daily requirement of bluster and about 630% of my requirement for bullshit. So you really only need give or take about 20 seconds of him per day to maintain a balanced diet. Any more and you&#8217;ll either just excrete out the excess (and then you&#8217;d need your own talk show), or you risk overdosing and causing yourself serious brain damage. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While scanning radio stations during this morning&#8217;s commute, I listened to about a minute and a half of Rush Limbaugh. According to the FDA, that minute and a half provided me with 246% of my daily requirement of bluster and about 630% of my requirement for bullshit. So you really only need give or take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180,"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aberrantpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}