Aberrant Press

Okay, so we’ve got the last six pages from part one of SUPER posted. Click on the link to go check them out!

While scanning radio stations during this morning’s commute, I listened to about a minute and a half of Rush Limbaugh. According to the FDA, that minute and a half provided me with 246% of my daily requirement of bluster and about 630% of my requirement for bullshit. So you really only need give or take about 20 seconds of him per day to maintain a balanced diet. Any more and you’ll either just excrete out the excess (and then you’d need your own talk show), or you risk overdosing and causing yourself serious brain damage.

I was filling out one of those forms where you have to make out the squiggly letters to verify that you are an actual, factual human being. After typing in two words I’d never seen or heard before I came upon this profound understanding:

We have a word for everything. And what we don’t have one for, I’ll sondiplotz one up.